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A Modest Proposal to Regulate Girls' Marriage
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Saudi Arabia's justice minister has declared that the kingdom plans to "regulate" the marriages of young girls. He made this statement after a court refused for the second time to nullify the marriage of an eight-year-old girl to a man fifty years her senior.

The case of this girl, who five months ago was married off by her father to an older man the father owed money to, attracted much public outrage in Saudi Arabia. Popular opinion and various organizations spoke up against this practice. The girl's mother, with the help of her family, appealed to the courts to nullify the marriage contract.

No such  luck. The court disagreed. Again.

Let's put this in some context:

Last week, a Saudi man divorced his wife by sending her a text message that said "You are divorced," but a mother can't convince the court to divorce her eight-year-old daughter from a fifty-year-old man.

This is the twisted logic of patriarchy, which is terribly consistent with itself.

And speaking of  twisted logic, the justice minister  stated that his ministry aims "to put an end to arbitrariness by parents and guardians in marrying off minor girls."

In other words, the practice will not be abolished; it will only  be regulated. What does this mean exactly? How do you regulate the marriage of an eight-year-old child to a fifty-eight-year-old man?

I racked my brains, and here are some of the ideas I came up with:

Consultation: Before a father decides to marry off his child daughter, he needs to consult with himself.

Background Check: The father doesn't have the right to marry off his child to just any fifty-eight year old man. He must make sure that the man does not have any prior sexual offenses.

Age Difference: the age difference between girl-bride and groom should not exceed seventy years. A larger gap may interfere with marital happiness.

Finances
: The girl is entitled to some of the money the father receives from the husband as dowry. Since the girl is underage and is not equipped to handle money, the husband, her new legal guardian, can receive this money on her behalf.

Education: The girl could not be married unless proof is presented by her guardians that she completed first grade. A school report signed by the principal should accompany the marriage contract. Kindergarten reports are unacceptable.

Possessions: the bride should be allowed to take some of her possessions with her: one doll, two stuffed animals, and up to five lollipops.

Structure: This can't be emphasized enough. Since children like routine and structure, the husband is to sign an official document promising that he will have sex with his child bride on regular, not arbitrary, basis.

These regulations hopefully will satisfy western, leftist, anti-family organizations like UNESCO, which declared in a statement that "Irrespective of circumstances or the legal framework, the marriage of a child is a violation of that child's rights."

So extreme.

 

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Comments 3 comments for this article
Added: May 31, 2009. 11:29 AM CST
Yes, I am being satirical. sorry for the delay in responding.
Amal A
Added: April 17, 2009. 08:42 PM CST
question about UNESCO
I understand that you're writing satire here especially in your regulation ideas, but I am confused about your comment on "western, leftist, anti-family organizations like UNESCO". Are you still being satirical here or do you take a stance that UNESCO is or does overstep and push its "western authority" around?
Carolyn H.
Added: April 17, 2009. 07:31 PM CST
sometimes well crafted irony is the best response. great article!
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